Saturday, September 02, 2006

we need a lawyer!




yuki & kimiko have asked me to fill everyone in on the details of this horrible story of injustice.

It seems poor innocent schmoo (Kat's Cat of the Day >^..^<: Schmoo) has been incarcerated! He has been charge with painting his sister's ear and the wooden floors green. There is no proof, he is innocent! Just because his sister has a green spot on her ear does not mean schmoo did it. mus (Kat's Cat of the Day >^..^<: Mus) could have put it there herself. perhaps she wanted to start a fashion trend. anyways poor, poor schmoo is being falsely accused of this horrible deed.

Therefore, we are looking to hire a really good lawyer and also taking up a collection to post bail for schmoo. so far we have 2 cans of stinky goodness, some very high quality nip and a fev-ver toy. any donations will be greatly appreciated. please teleport donations to this site. they will be forwarded to schmoo's lawyer (when we retain one).

thank you,

yuki & kimiko

UPDATE: the jailer says we will never gets schmoo out! she has such an evil laugh. it really wasn't schmoo who stole the paint roller while his lady was painting. there are no pictures or video to prove it was him. where is a good lawyer at when you need one? are there any out there? someone help!

UPDATE: 9/2/2006 schmoo is out on bail. his brother jr.man sprung him. however, he will have to appear in court and will need a lawyer. due to the holiday weekend we are unable to contact any lawyers.

DONATION UPDATE: (9/2/2006) so fars we are up to

  • 4 cans of stinky goodness
  • 2 bags of high quality nip
  • 1 fev-ver toy
  • 2 portions of ham
  • 1 bag of temptations





24 comments:

  1. this legal process takes too long. schmoo will starves to death in the "big house" befores we can gets hims out.

    we ars gonna bake a cake and sends it to schmoo. does anyones have a file?

    yuki & kimiko

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  2. ahahha no one can help him he gat live ahahah in my house

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  3. we knows a good lawyer - we'll be right back! oh...an we're sendin sum HAM!

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  4. we lefted a message fur our furrend Finnegan J. Katz, esq. - he'll know what ta do

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  5. thanks grr, midnight and cocoa. schmoo is so sads abouts being locked up. i hopes the lawyer will get back wif us soon.

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  6. we're furry worried that sum kitties might be havin a vay-cay-shun an isn't around today (like Finny, the lawyer kitty) an so we's wonnering if poor little Schmoo maybe could get out on bail? does ya got a judge?

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  7. Lol! Sorry, er...I mean awwwwwww...poor widdle defenseless, scared, innocent Schmoo! I have some leftover ham I can send to post bail! How much bail to we have to post to get him free? Doesn't sound like there is any bail! Momsbusy - I have a nail file! ;)

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  8. no bail no mail he is in the slamer till the meane grandmom thinks he is goodddddd and i think neverrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

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  9. ey u swe lady hep me i am in a biu box me cant get out se going to pain me pink HEPPPPPPPPP

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  10. I recommend Finnegin J. Katz, Equ. Attorney. He is one of the 2Carlolina Cats. He did a good job for Victor Tabbycat a while ago.

    Their linky is on my blog.

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  11. Oh, Schmoo! Poor baby. Where's the evidence? Are there any pictors of the green floor an yur sisfur's ear? Was there any witlesses? Maybe I can send a bag of Temptations cuz they'll fit thru the bars of the cage.

    Yep, Finnigan J. Katz, Esq. (Finny to his furiends) is the bestest lawyer I know.

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  12. Schmoo - aren't there a bunch of kitties in that house that could help you wif an escape?

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  13. Quncy can send fev-vers to distract the guards so he can slip away. If that don't werk yu can use them to help pay for the lawyer.

    Pumpkin

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  14. Oops, my paw slipped. That shuld be Quincy, not Quncy.

    Pumpkin

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  15. jr man did let the brat out and shmoo bit him on the but i told u he is a brat

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  16. Hey, good for JR. man. He let Schmoo out. Only thing is he still might need a lawyer. Better keep Finny on the side.

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  17. at leasts schmoo is out on bail. now we has to get ups enuff to pay his lawyer. hopefully we will haves enuffs. mommy is gonna update ar donations list tonight. effuryones helps out poor schmoo so he don hafs to go back in the pokey.

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  18. The brat skipd bale i cant find him muhahahahah warden HEY Bubba i miss u your sis MUS cry cry

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  19. Finnegan J. Katz, Esq. reporting! This sounds like an extremely severe case. Wat happend to innocint until prooven guilty? Was Schmoo red his rites? Did he unnerstand them? I will have to have my assistent do some more reserch on this case and we will post the results on owr blog.

    Respeckfully yores
    Finnegan J. Katz, Esq.

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  20. I'm sure the lovely Schmoo is completely innocent! Schmoo, you can come and live with Bubbles and Mrs. B if you want.

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  21. yay! Finnegan J. Katz, Esq. is on the job! efurrything will be fine now...'cept there's the matter of the crime an the jail break...

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  22. schmoo we knows yu jumpt bale ifn you needs a bed to hide unner we gots n xtra yud be saf wiv us we is sendin a big bag o tem ta shums to help pa finny be carful don let that ol lady kech ya
    ~meepsie

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  23. What is going on here??? I leave town for a couple of days, and I find out my nephew is in the slammer??? Geez....I may have to eat my words about Finnegan J. Katz, Esq. who in a moment of grief, and disbelief, I accused him of mis representation in the case of People v. Victor Tabbycat. Mr. Katz, I promptly appologize and would appreciate anything you are able to do, to save my nephew Shmoo. Name your price....if I can be of any assistance, drafting briefs, whatever, please let me know...

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  24. OOOOOOOOOOOO o he is in now he ate my rose and cherry tomato iam am going to kill him

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