yuki & kimiko have asked me to fill everyone in on the details of this horrible story of injustice.
It seems poor innocent schmoo (Kat's Cat of the Day >^..^<: Schmoo) has been incarcerated! He has been charge with painting his sister's ear and the wooden floors green. There is no proof, he is innocent! Just because his sister has a green spot on her ear does not mean schmoo did it. mus (Kat's Cat of the Day >^..^<: Mus) could have put it there herself. perhaps she wanted to start a fashion trend. anyways poor, poor schmoo is being falsely accused of this horrible deed.
Therefore, we are looking to hire a really good lawyer and also taking up a collection to post bail for schmoo. so far we have 2 cans of stinky goodness, some very high quality nip and a fev-ver toy. any donations will be greatly appreciated. please teleport donations to this site. they will be forwarded to schmoo's lawyer (when we retain one).
yuki & kimiko
UPDATE: the jailer says we will never gets schmoo out! she has such an evil laugh. it really wasn't schmoo who stole the paint roller while his lady was painting. there are no pictures or video to prove it was him. where is a good lawyer at when you need one? are there any out there? someone help!
UPDATE: 9/2/2006 schmoo is out on bail. his brother jr.man sprung him. however, he will have to appear in court and will need a lawyer. due to the holiday weekend we are unable to contact any lawyers.
DONATION UPDATE: (9/2/2006) so fars we are up to
- 4 cans of stinky goodness
- 2 bags of high quality nip
- 1 fev-ver toy
- 2 portions of ham
- 1 bag of temptations