Tuesday, May 26, 2009

told you on tuesday


GUESS WHAT! i finally got moms and the gerl to figure out what my name is.

i kept getting into trouble all of the time. so they started saying i was triple trouble.

then moms said i was her little tater tot.

then i showed them all my fancy footwork by climbing up stuff and jumpin down and running all ofer and efen swatin that big ol orinch cat that livs here.

so they said i had twinkly toes.

after awhile they figured out my name.

my name is . . . .

TT!

schmoo (which moms loves to peeces) hafs a sisfur that went to tha bridge a week ago. hers name was TT too. but moms forgotted she knew a kitty named TT (she says it mus be early old timers disease - LOL). moms saids that the funny thing wuz that they decided on TT last monday - the same day that schmoos sisfur gots so sick ans wents to tha rainbow bridge. schmoos mom says that i mites gots some of her TT spirit in me. she says iffens i starts stealin stuff ans hidin it that it mites be hers TTs spirit comin out in me.

Monday, May 25, 2009

monday memories


moms says today is memorial day. we is suppose to remember those who hafs sakrificed for ours country. i dont knows much about all thats since i hafnts been here very long. moms says that lots of men ans gerl beans gave up their freedom and efen their lives to protect our freedoms.

moms daddy wuz in a war to protect us - he is still wif us but he is sick from something called agent orange. he worked next to the big metal flying machines that carried that bad stuff. now moms daddy gots diabetes, nerve damage, memory problems and breefing problems. but hims still loves kitties. he gots 3 in his house and 2 that lifs outside (theys adopted hims and moms mommy). moms is fery proud of her daddy for hims protectin ours country.

she says we can buy all the stinky goodness we want wif ours green papers becuz they protected our freedom. moms tolded me that some kittys cant afford things like soft cuddly beds, nip or stinky goodness cuz they is too expensive in the country where they lives or that the stores donts hafs it cuz it so hard to get. the beans get to vote for the beans they wants to rep-re-zent them in wash-a-ton dc. them beans are suppose to make rules for all beans to follow. rules like beans get in big trouble and haf to live in a apeshul crate furever if they hurt other beans real bad or deaded them. moms said they is makin more rules so beans cants hurt cats, dogs and other animals effer.

we wants to say a fery speshul THANK YOU to all of thebeans that hafs protected ours freedoms.

moms said that there were woofies that helped the beans sometimes so we need to thank the woofies too. THANK YOU woofies.

Tuesday, May 12, 2009

hello efurryone!

hi efurryone! this is my furst offishul post.

i donts hafs a name yet so the beans here call me pretty girl. let me tell you my story.

i gots left in a box under a carport at a house that no one lived in. i donts know how i gots in the box but one of my siblings was in there too. we had been there a squillion years when the middle gerl found us. the gerl took the top off the box so our momma kitty could take us home. but by then our momma must haf given up trying to get us out of that box. she told moms about us and when momma kitty didnts come get us affer a couple of hours moms came over to take us to hers home. my sibling wents to the bridge a long time before moms got to the house. this made moms sad and she said she was gonna make sure i got all of the food, warmth and love i would need to survive. she put me in a box wif a speshul pad and lots of blankies in it that kept me warm. she gaves me warm speshul kitty milk to fill my belly. but most of all she held me and told me i was gonna be allrite.


i hafs been here since easter weekend ans i think that this is gonna be my furever home. the gerl who still lives here loves me ans plays wif me. she efens cleans out my litter box.

can you see how much i haf grown? moms says i gots ears now. she says she thinks i will ams about 6 weeks old now so that means my purfday is (about) april 1st!


i hopes i do gets to stay here furever. dads says no more cats. but i think my kyootness and charms is werkin on hims. the gerl has been nicely beggin fur me to stay and moms thinks i am a cutie wif bunches of purrsonality.